How are you this fine day, today’s blog post is designed to give you adventurous people an insight into my top ten anticipated films coming out this year now these are my top ten so if your film aren’t on the list you can go and comment below on what you would want to see either that or you could grow a handlebar moustache and squeeze into some chap less leather trousers like a male Christina Aguilera but if I were you id probably want to carry on reading :S.
10- Django unchained
Quentin Tarantino and controversy go hand in hand and with the guy that brought you films like Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction all you dudes need to watch this or not you know ticket prices are kind of high and everything i mean you could wait till the DVD or just play cod but its probably better to watch this film but it comes out a while away but still.
9-Skyfall
James Frikin Bond you have no testicals if you do not watch this.
8- The Hunger games
it’s based on a bestselling book but isn’t twilight so check it out unless it was twilight in which case you shouldn’t you know because well your meant to be a dude.
Swazenegger, stallone, willis, Lundergun, Li, Statham, Van damme, chuck Norris, terry crews Fehed Nicass wait forget the last one.
6-The Bourne legacy
Can there be a Jason Bourne film without Matt Damon, do you hate it when people write out questions in sentences, are you regretting reading this far down.
5-Men in Black 3
Will Smith stops pawning off his kids and gets back to what he does best grow a man tash that looks like a caterpillar.
4-The amazing spider-man
He makes white stuff come out from his wrists
3-The avengers
Iron Friking man and Thor, and the incredible hulk and captain america and STDs all in one movie.
2-The hobbit
Gandalf hangs around with a small man for 2 hours and by the end of it he gets a gold ring make of that what you will.
1-The dark knight Rises
Who the hell isn’t going to watch this next year seriously?
